are you attractive?

lol sure sure

 

SEE i have a better excuse, WHAT ohh i'm sorry now i'm not stareing at your tits i'm distracted by shiney things OR oh i'm listening but i was trying to connect the dots on your chest and it seems if you connet them they make a great pair of tits.

 

I'll have to remember THAT one!

 

haha those girls who do that are dumb. no offense if anyone reads this and they do that... but srsly they are dumb.

 

my friends wife caught me staring at her tits

i said, don't stand in front of me adjusting your bra

 

Did that fly?

 

lol how did that one go?

 

my current friends are mostly female.

i often find myself hanging out with two particularly nicely endowed 19 year old ladies who frequently just lounge without anything more than their underwear and bras. one of them i've seen topless several times. sometimes shes just walking around the apartment like that, sometimes its just brief, but whatever. its a relaxed environment haha

if i look, i dont hide it, but then again its just tits, i've seen em before. no mystery. if i'm not having sex (i mean, in the middle of the act) than i dont usually care about tits that much. nice to look at, but i'm not gonna go all crazy about it.

 

however speaking of tits...the wonderbar is an EVIL fuckin thing.

 

yes, yes it did

and my friend agreed...as he was also staring at her tits

 

i'm totally gonna come hang out with you.

 

False advertising?

 

YES....why hasn't someone made like wonderboxers, hell JUST ONCE i would like for SOMEONE to think i had a big cock.

 

Wonderbar thing?

 

You are too funny man!

 

i have known several people who got kicked out of the wonderbar for fighting...

i'm assuming you mean the wonderbra though, or at least a different wonderbar...

 

i mean, its not sexy really. its just all about context.

its like...we're hanging out watching tv or doing homework. cooking dinner. just talking, but its warm but not warm enough to justify A/C. whatever.

they're good looking girls, but...idk. its just skin, its not like i'm gonna sleep with them. i dont see why i should get all worked up about it and end up extra frustrated. out of the context of sex, skin doesnt really appeal to me more than clothing does.

 

they must be really close with you hah

 

you are right actually, i prefere to see a girl dressed sexy than be naked.

 

wait you umm do like girls right?