I am a communist,some have even had me down as a Stalinist,but that's just my magic-surrealist streak betraying my commitment to the party.
I can't tell you what reality is and my "knowledge" of botany outweighs my agreement with most of the tenets of communism, so I will say botanist. Yes, I am a botanist. BTW, cool sig bird_m.
given the choices in the thread title, botany sounds interesting. actually i prefer to think of myself as a green furred cat from a small green planet in a distant galaxy.