Are you a flirt?

Nice pair sweet heart.

 

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What? lol

 

Play on words. Lol

 

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Hhhhaaaa! More than a play on words there mate.

 

hehe

 

You are both naughty boys! In my office now. lol

 

Yes miss, straight away miss.

 

Lol see you later darling.x

 

You will sweetie. X

 

Good. X

 

My wife reckons I am, but I don't think so, I have just developed a way of dealing with my female clients, if you handle people in a certain way you can often get better results, although I was a bit of a ladies man when I was younger, lol.
Incidentally it's my birthday shortly and this year I will be staying safely indoors as I don't fancy a repeat of last year, it was terrible! I had gone to my local with my wife, it was a hot day and we sat in the beer garden, A very attractive young Blonde lady came and sat at the table directly opposite, the way she sat you could see right up her micro mini skirt (tiny white panties), instantly my wife accused me of staring at her, which I wasn't, so I turned my chair in the other direction. Less than five minutes later another couple of young ladies arrive and sit at the table opposite where I am now facing, these young ladies where wearing longer skirts, but very low cut tops, again my wife accused me of staring, so again I turned around, this was worse, sat directly behind her was a very well endowed young lady with a micro dress on, putting it bluntly, she was all 'tits and panties' . I didn't wait for the wife to say anything, I turned the other way, now I'm looking at a brick wall, wonderful! I sat their for quite a while, then leaned back in my chair and felt something strange on my head, whatever it was was warm, nice and comfortable, not too hard, not too soft, and felt strangely familiar! I turned around to see what it was, I wish I hadn't, it was this very slim young lady with a pert little bottom clad in skin tight black leather jeans! I appologised for leaning against her bottom and she just giggled, "that's ok love, I don't mind".
My wife glared at me and went mental, I drank my drink, stood up and told her we were leaving, we had a right row when we got home, was it my fault that the beer garden was full of attractive young ladies on a summer day? no it wasn't, I could hardly tell them all to sit inside the pub, could I?

 

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I am deffo on that. lol

 

You're on it a few times.