Dashed RIGHT they do! Usually along these lines. 1/Compliment her on her choice of apparel. 2/Tell her how utterly magnificent looks when she doesn't wear any. 3/ Tie her to the bedposts using her own skimpies and stockings. 4/Get that bed a-rocking,making sure she can very nearly breathe without assistance. 5/Upon arrival at the 'required destination',compliment her on her gurgling,groaning and squeaking skills. 6/Before dressing,ensure both parties are fully and correctly dressed-at this point the lady may require lipstick and/or a hairbrush. 7/DON'T forget to ask her name!! SEE? SMOOTH,eh?