I first heard it as a child. It apparently started as a jump rope song. Outside of that, I have no idea who wrote it. But I found it in my old files. Enjoy! Miss Lucy bought a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell Miss Lucy went to heaven, the steamboat went to Hello, operator. Give me number nine If you disconnect me, I'll chop off your Behind the 'frigerator there was a piece of glass Miss Lucy sat upon it and it went right up her Assssssk me no more questions tell me no more lies Boys are in the bathroom pulling up their Flies are in the kitchen, Bees are in the park Boys and girls are kissing in the D-A-R-K dark, dark, dark.
