Anyone here into boat/yachts , the ocean and stuff?

Ok Mystic here goes.Don't say u never get given nothing: )But how come Lennon , Dylan and Oasis did their stuff and I wind up here?LOL

PARENTAL ADVISORY
The following song contains sexism , racism ,objectifcation of women , poor rhyming, gratuitious profanity and the glorification of organised crime.The rest of it isn't very good.

( written by me for Jamaican Shabba Ranks , with Tupac and moi)
HARD TIMES HOMIE-FEAT. ROWING BOAT RESS-MAN
( AKA PUSSY TO MUNCH IN DA CREDIT CRUNCH)

( Shabba )
I was King Pin gangster with die Sunseeker.
Chilling wid me bitches off sweet Ja-mai-ca.
But me mom grassed me up to tha po-lice -man.
It meant 3 full years in incarceration.
And a swollen right arm
Cos of no wo-man.

But this mother’s come back , I’ze the king of die seas.
When I got Mystic Shroom on ‘er hands an’ ‘er knees.

Mi gotta new gin palace and its lookin real sweet.
And tha water that’s its in is just 2inches deep.
It aint gonna be a problem cos I still cant swim.
Hataz says Iza pussy wid a brain that’s dim.
Cos its 8 foot long wid da woodworm in.

Life’s a tough mother fucker wid die credit crunch.
Cali drug cartels , theyza fucked off to lunch.
Me was dealin to a priest , but got floored by his punch
But there’s still mi Head Hoe wid da pussy to munch.

( breaks to a new version of “Row Row Row your boat).
Yo row row row tha boat
Row that mother fuckin boat.
Row it gently down tha stream.( for real)
Call that boat a heap of shit and I’ll watch you honkies scream.

( back to Shabba rap)
Yeah its 8 feet long.
|Yeah its lying in tha mud
There’s a hole in the middle.
But its price wasn’t blood

Gonna row row row that boat
Cos da cops they stole mi yacht.
Gonna take them trips til mi eyeballs spinnin.
Til mi hard time troubles they been a for-get-tin.

Gonna fix that boat til me cruising down tha lake.
Gonna dump mi old hoes cos they all was fake.
Puttin all mi drugs in a Mr Kipling cake.
Givin Mystic sweet lovin wid mi trouser snake.

I don’t need them Bentleys .
Them diamonds or dat yacht.
All I need’s dat rowing boat
When mi’ze balls is fulla snot.

Mi mansion was fulla bitches.
Mi yacht was fulla gold.
But mi rowin boat’s space is for Mystic Shroom.
If she swallows down mi load.

Them woodworm’s been boat chewin.
Like mi posse a hoes I been screwin.
So Shorty patch up em holes
Make it look real slick
Polish up da wood
Like u polishin mi dick

Mystic babe u clean dat boat
Bling it up real fly that wood.
When Ize back from mi bitches
I come and give u sweet lovin good.

Yo row row row dat boat
Down the lake and down the stream
Wid me drug , boat , and me sweet bitch Mystic
Me life is but a dream .( for real)

Check it out yall

(END)
This song is dedicated to my homie Bertie(aka The Ice Cream Man) Trubshaw and his ho Gladys
of the Upper Stourton Old People’s Home , who died cruisin in their rowing-boat on the neighbourhood duck pond.Killed by police brutality from the South Cotswolds Cycling Proficiency Unit.The truth will prevail.
Rest in peace gangsta.

(copyright Ressotaspiks Man / TS Man Sep 2008,all right reserved)

 

:smilielol5::smilielol5:

OH MY FREAKING HELL!!!

THAT IS GOLD PLAYA'.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, hold on, that is the best ever... I printed it, I must hang this up, that was awesome, thank you...

No words can ever describe that glorious phat rhyme that you just dropped... I loved it...

You da' man!!!!!

Hahaha, that was the best....

 

No problem , bitch: )
But signed pics are strictly for official fan club members- and thats very expensive! : )

Actually I'm think of doing and off-shoot.More in the style of 19 th Century poets hit the Hood- Shelly , Wordsworth and those punks currently being eaten by the worms.
( shit I've got to stop this gangsta lingo , Ive got a work meeting today)

I'm just wondering what a suitable topic for a Hipforums Victorian poet meets the 21st Century is?Anyone any ideas?

 

Anyone here should know how to tie a sheetbend, double half-hitch, bowline and power-cinch (trucker's hitch). Enthusiasts will also learn the double sheetbend, fisherman's knot and quick-release versions of them all.

 

Ress (and I dig your name) I have a Chrysler Mutineer, a 3M racing trainer, very fast and all the controls of a 20M olympic class racing boat, and a Cal25, which is an 8.5M racing boat that has been converted into a cruiser (or will be when I finish it). Her name is "Dalliance" and we'll be circuiting Bermuda, Key West, Turks and Caicos, the Panama Canal, Long Beach and eventually Hawaii (next year I hope).

My weekends are spend either milling black locust for interior brightwork or hiking out on the lower Potomac. I would rather sail than smoke up or have sex. And since I sail more often anyway, it's a good thing.

 

Zoomie,not fair: )
Wish I had time to travel to exotic places that far.
Still we got town hopping in the Med, maybe right thro to the Black Sea.
My mate sold nice Sunseeker cos he "got bored" and preferred powerboats BUGGER ! LOL

Olympic , can only really tie myself in knots.And tempted to with others.Forgotten most of that stuff,sorry.Plus my arm still hurts from those 3 years...

Anyone think that the rap shows yachting/sailing in a bad light?

 

I'll be looking for a crew next year.

 

I used to go sailing a lot when I was younger, back when my parents still had their boat. I loved it so much but I haven't had a chance to go in a long time.

 

canoes are nice... I like canoeing, I can man a canoe...

 

I like canoes...I don't know if I would like to go on anything as large as a cruise ship...that would make me nervous.

Pontoon boats are nice too. I have never typed the word "pontoon" before and it looks very weird. Just thought I'd mention...

 

not my kinda thing. im afraid of water and i dont think i would ever go on a boat or a ship.

 

Use this rhyme to adjust your compass for area magnetic declination: Declination east, compass least: Subtract the value of the declination from your true map bearing. Declination west, compass best: Add the value of the declination to your true map bearing.

 

Too bad, I love being on the boat... sailing mostly. Its just a really wonderful feeling when you sail and boat reacts under your feet as if it is alive. On the other hand the fear of going down with your boat is quite understandable. Given where some building companies are going it is not so unprobable scenario anymore.

 

I'd love to own a boat one day. It can be a little aluminium dingy for all I care. I just want a boat and I want to name it something fun.

 

Irminsail?

 

Irminsunk ! Ha ha

 

Can you name them like horses?

When my friend gets enough money we've agreed years ago and still talk about it we want to go partners in a race horse and call him Damnation and a Day. We think would sound good coming around the last bend.

"and pulling to the inside.... number 24,... Damnation and a day!"

 

i was stupid ten years ago. i would totally live on a yacht. the ocean is a way better yard than some shitty grass.

i actually just inherited a speedy little boat. unfortunately, it is currently non-functional, but it's a nice project that will hopefully result in a lot of fun, hopefully pretty soon.

 

Yeah, but not yachts and stuff.