Anyone From Massachusetts?

Discussion in 'Massachusetts' started by PhishGirl, Jan 9, 2005.

  1. gesone

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    What do you guys think about this baseball world classic? Personally, I like it. It's good for baseball.
     
  2. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    yea, i like it....showcases world talent...really good for baseball
     
  3. gesone

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    Happy St. Patrick's Day!
     
  4. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    :D

    same to you bud....

    i wish i was 21, i'd be in the bars by now....

    and i got a new member to the family now, i'm an uncle, so its his 1st St. Patrick's Days :)
     
  5. SilverClover14

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    Congrats Fitzy!

    Happy St. Paddy's Day to everyone. Next year will be my first real St. Patrick's Day. Atlanta isn't really big on it but I'll be in college in Boston next year so hoorah.
     
  6. fitzy21

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    thanks :)

    its fun in boston around this time....you've probably heard about the parade in southie...haha fun times

     
  7. kjhippielove88

    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

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    happy saint pattys day u massholes :D
     
  8. fitzy21

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    awwwwwwwwwww digga :D
     
  9. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    vinateri is gone. so is willie, and givens...this should be an interesting football season this year....
     
  10. fitzy21

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    damn celtics and bruins...gah!!!!
     
  11. gesone

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    Coingratulations, Fitz! Don't forget to get the kid a Bosox hat! Hahha!
     
  12. gesone

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    Tell me about it!
     
  13. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    thanks...and thats a great gift, i was gonna get it for him for my first present to him...just gotta find the right one...hahaha
     
  14. SilverClover14

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    I fully plan on partaking in every stereotypical Boston touristy thing. Halloween in Salem, Paddy's Day in Southie, as much time as possible at Fenway...


    Anyone on here from around Waltham? Any Brandeis or Bentley people? I'm going to Brandeis next fall. I'll also be spending a lot of time in Haverhill, Allston, Lexington, Salem NH, and Plastow NH with my grandparents and cousins.
     
  15. gesone

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    Josh Beckett looked good last night. So did Papelbon. I hope the pitching stays strong, we'll need it in the long run.
     
  16. kjhippielove88

    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

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    1. A right lane construction closure is just a game to see how many people can cut in line by passing you on the right as you sit in the left lane waiting for the same drivers to squeeze their way back in before hitting the orange construction barrels.

    2. Turn signals will give away your next move. A real Massachusetts driver never uses them. Use of them in Boston may be illegal.

    3. Under no circumstances should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space will be filled in by somebody else putting you in an even more dangerous situation.

    4. Crossing two or more lanes in a single lane-change is considered "going with the flow."

    5. The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller the chance you have of getting hit.

    6. Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork. Massachusetts is a no-fault insurance state and the other driver has nothing to lose.

    7. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving a nice, relaxing foot massage as the brake pedal pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to stretch your legs.

    8. Construction signs warn you about road closures immediately after you pass the last exit before the backup.

    10. Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right.

    11. Speed limits are arbitrary figures, given only as suggestions and are apparently not enforceable during rush hour.

    12. Just because you're in the left lane and have no room to speed up or move over doesn't mean that a Mass driver flashing his high beams behind you doesn't think he can go faster in your spot.

    18. It is traditional in Massachusetts to honk your horn at cars that don't move the instant the light changes.

    19. Seeking eye contact with another driver revokes your right of way, except in Boston where it acts as an invitation to duel or play chicken.

    21. Remember that the goal of every Massachusetts driver is to get there first, by whatever means necessary.

    22. Real Massachusetts female drivers can put on pantyhose, apply eye makeup and balance the checkbook at seventy-five miles per hour during a snowstorm in bumper-to-bumper traffic.

    23. Real Massachusetts male drivers can remove pantyhose and a bra at seventy-five miles per hour in bumper-to-bumper traffic during daylight hours (who would want to at night?).

    24. Heavy snow, ice, fog, and rain are no reasons to change any of the previously listed rules. These weather conditions are God's way of ensuring a natural selection process for body shops, junkyards, and new vehicle sales.

    By the way: Don't ask what happened to numbers 9, 13-17, or 20 (they have been consumed by the Big Dig)...
     
  17. fitzy21

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    Red Sox are doing good. Wakefield is starting to get run support which is awesome :)

    and were atop of the AL East with the Yankees

    so far, i like the team
     
  18. kjhippielove88

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    my friends sister sang the national anthem at lastnights sox game. wicked awesome
     
  19. fitzy21

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    awww digga...thats fucking sweet!! :D
     
  20. gesone

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    Me too. It's on tonight in the Bronx! Go Sox!
     

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