anyone ever killed anyone?

^ i actually fought an autistic kid when i was youner. i didnt even find out he was until this year and this was like 5 years ago at camp.

I told another that i was going to eat his dog, but only because hes a dick to me...

 

Austistic kid would whoop your ass!

 

I killed the Jesus.

He's yet to come back.

 

how did ya kill him i wonder

 

i know he'd put up a good fight today, he's pretty buff

 

I wrote a song that drove him to suicide.

 

aw man, I knew Jesus

he was a good guy, that's kinda not cool on your part
he was prolly my favorite Mexican friend

 

I didn't kill Jesus Rodriguez.

I killed Jesus Hernandez.

 

oh yeah i see... killing him indirectly...in a sly way
is there is any chance he won't come back? coz i don't won't him to...

 

Hmmm.... I can keep on distracting him by pointing somewhere and shouting "look!" (he then turns his head and stares at it for a year)... it has worked for 2000ish years so far.

 

I'd like to mow down all the Capitalists with an uber M60.

 

haha
i like this idea!
and who has been distracting him all these years? (not you i hope)

 

Yep, me... it's a tough job, but someone has to do it.

I could use company though

 

i killed someone once, i threw rocks over this big ball .. and when i went around it later, there was a lady dead. lol

 

bravesirrubin.. you look like you have a perfect life

 

A perfect life... oh man... that would be so dull!

 

yeah probly

 

the brave sir rubin has killed my heart
but he has shown me the love of satan
i suppose it equals out

 

i've never met immortal guys before....
that's a new experience
perhaps you can introduce me to Jesus and i'll convince him to stay in the sky forever........?

 

introduce me to jesus and il castrate the fucker and cut out his heart to put in a jar on my dresser...