Anyone else think the moon landing was a fake?

I know it sounds crazy, but LOOK:



I've got a poorly resized jpeg of some blurry rocks, in which I can CLEARLY see the face of moses, the word mars, a copy of the 1905 paper "on the electrodynamics of moving bodies" AND a finger pointing at the sky! now my theory will be taken seriously by all, who could possibly argue with such compelling evidence!

 

If you squint really hard and look closely you can see these guys;



OMG!!!!!!

NAZI ZOMBIES ON MARS, AND THEIR LEADER IS DICK CHENEY!!!!!!

 

The line of Jews must have stretched for over 200 miles through the desert, so kudos to Moses for creating a wormhole stable enough for them to cross before collapsing in upon the pharaohs.

The amount of energy required would have approached a googolplex

Some theorists believe the original radio broadcast of War of the Worlds in 1938 was a dire warning to the Nazis what would happen should they continue their reign of terror against Jewry. Orson Wells miscalculated the response so instead of sending fear and panic throughout Germany it created mass hysteria in the United States.

Hotwater

 

well that's what happens when you have a dire warning intended for one particular government/ country but only broadcast it in a completely different country and language. quite the oversight.

d'oh!

 

The German government had quite an elaborate spy network throughout the United States and it was hoped the apparent threat would travel through the grapevine up to the highest levels of the nazi regime.


See how easy it is to keep the conspiracy going :2thumbsup:



Hotwater

 

and that they would interpret an adaptation of a 1898 HG wells book about alien invasion, set in england, adapted for america. as being an indictment of their own domestic policies...

they're going round the fucking houses aren't they? why couldn't they just send them an anonymous letter?

 

that's not convoluted enough to qualify for "conspiracy".

 

conspiracy theories

plural of con·spir·a·cy the·o·ry
Noun:

1) A belief that some covert but influential organization is responsible for an unexplained event.

2) going round the fucking houses.

 

True......

The Nazis’ would have seen mars as a potential threat to their plans to exterminate all of jewry as laid down at the wannsee conference of January 20, 1942.

Few people know this (or believe it) but SS-Obergruppenführer Heydrich who chaired the conference had some knowledge of the threat posed by mars and that knowledge got him killed several months later during an ambush



Hotwater

 

operation anthropoid was a martian plot? fascinating.

i suppose this is the sort of question which generally gets me labelled a credulous sheep, but is there any credible evidence to support that accusation besides blind speculation?

and is this another statement from our old friend richard "it's totally a face, you guys" Hoagland.

 

No it’s all speculation and conjecture but it does fit the story. why let facts get in the way of a good conspiracy


hotwater

 

fair enough then

 

None of you are even TRYING to be sensible!
What is the point of this thread if you lot are just going to be silly? Eh?

SURELY you have enough education to know Martians invented the lightbulb as it's so fkn dark on Mars?
And that to do that,they 1st had to invent electricity?
Which [OBVIOUSLY] gave them the electric rocket.
So,although their Earth geography wasn't too good,meaning they arrived in the wrong place they got here at the speed of electricity-which gave them time to pop into that Mr Hitler chap and tell him they liked the clothes but the 'tash had to go.
HE then got the huff & decided to exterminate all Martians.
So the Martians fucked off back home,taking with them a few stolen nazi uniforms and a tank which they thought would make a good chiller cabinet.
When they got home,however,Mrs Martian wasn't at all pleased with the tank in her house and told them to put it in the garden. Which is why we can see it.

...and THEY are the indisputable,cast-iron,rock-solid FACTS.

 

Cool, Nazi tanks on Mars.

 

Just the one tank,Nox...how big d'you think the luggage rack on an electric Martian rocket is???

 

No big deal... That was Hitler's first rocket scientist. I thought everyone knew that.

 

But did you know that underneath the Nazi Moonbase the Moon is hollow and full of Aliens!?

 

So that's where they come from...

 

After not being able to stand reading through anymore of this (lol there should be a tl;dr post) I'd just like to say this to those of you whose circle of friends spend many hours that would be better spent jerking off : If you take a data set such as all of that generated by the Apollo project, you will find any correlation you desire. As someone who is highly paranoid, suspicious, potentially borderline multiple personality/schizophrenic I am thoroughly convinced that we did in fact land on the moon, having close friends who have seen the fucking flag and rover left behind on the moon through a university telescope. Or is the government projecting an image of those onto the surface of the moon with super awesome lasers.

Anyway I'm done now. carry on