Anyone else a mutant freak?

it's not piss dude, wanna find out?

 

i don't know if it is or not, but it drive the guys wild, from what i understand it smells good, but i don't really know what smells bad down there, aside from piss. i'm not into girls so i don't really know what others smell like. are they all different?

 

I dunno. I taste like sugary lemonade!

sorta... hahha

 

no one has ever described to me how i taste, all they say is that i taste good.
i have also never asked anyone to decribe the taste that my pussy gives, nor have i purposly tasted myself.

 

I have an elf ear. And had a third nipple on my back. Yeah, the removal of that fucker left a sweet scar.

 

so now u have a scar instead of a thrid nipple on your back?

and u only have one elf ear, not 2?

 

Captain, please never post your creepy toes again.

As for my mutant qualities, I have a bald bump on the top of my head, you would never know it was there unless I told you. It's smaller than a dime. And I have freakishly large thumbs.

 

Yep, only one elf ear (it has no cartilage in the top of it so it folds over and is all cute and pointy and the other one is normal. I can't wear those earphones that go over the top of your ear because of it), and yeah, I just now have a big ass scar right above my left buttcheek. We just thought it was a birthmark until the oncologist removed it and biopsied it. Haha.

 

and it was a nipple? would it squirt milk if u got prego?

 

No, lol, he said it was one of the most unusual things he'd seen, to find one that far from the milk line. I think that's what he called it.

 

my sister scared boys away during the brief time she was dating by eating with her toes and pretending her arms were paralyzed

and skirts are a bad choice for this.

edit: and watching you recap that marker was fucking painful, I don't even have those problems, and I'm twitchy.

 

Pectus excavatum?

 

Im perfectly normal...like this guy

 

Mentally a mutant but physically a cyborg.

 

That was hot!!!

 

i was gonna ask which part, but i guess that's that.