Anyone care to speculate what the birth rate in America will be in Dec.

Discussion in 'Birth Control' started by Oldiebutgoodie, Mar 30, 2020.

  1. Oldiebutgoodie

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    I think it will be at least 15% greater number than December 2019. Probably a lot healthier too.
     
  2. Irminsul

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    Too many for the parents to afford is my bet.
     
  3. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    yeah, there's clearly a conspiracy to raise the birth rate. i mentioned this earlier in another thread, but i noticed that almost the same day that everyone was told to go sit at home for a while, walmart moved all their condoms into a locked case that as far as i tell can't actually be opened by anyone who wants to make a purchase. i predict abortion clinics will be forcibly shut down next. there's probably already fertility drugs in the water.
     
  4. everything bagel

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    If it originated in Japan might beleive it as Japanese are practically going extinct
     
  5. b.kind

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    The whole world might look a lot different in just 6 months.
    This is not a smart time to get pregnant.
     
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  6. onceburned

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    the new boomers ?
     
  7. Irminsul

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    Coronials.
     
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  8. Visexual

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    Looking at Trump's ugly face every evening on the news is enough to turn anyone off. I say the rate will be much less.
     
  9. Irminsul

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    What if people have better things to do than turn the news on in the morning? Lol. Like sex before television. Lol.

    I'm thinking a guy that turns the news on first probably counts his strokes too.
     
  10. I'minmyunderwear

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    hasn't he been on the news every day for a while now? i don't watch that shit so i don't know for sure, but i was under the impression that he's been a staple on the news for way longer than the last couple weeks.
     
  11. Bicaptain My Captain

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    Trump can't hold public rallies to reinforce his base so he has daily press conferences to spread his ignorance.

    Sorry this is way off post. Can't delete it.
     
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  12. Adamskiffle

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    I predict twelvty billion coronababies!!!!!
     
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  13. Visexual

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    He has at that! We found that the local CBS channel doesn't cover his daily reality TV shows.
     
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  14. wilsjane

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    We just have the "Bumbling Boris" show in the UK. :yum::yum::yum:
     
  15. Bicaptain My Captain

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    "We just have the "Bumbling Boris" show in the UK.

    Be happy you don't have to see that braying jackass and his homophobic sidekick Pense every day.
    Read where Boris has been admitted to a hospital for more tests. You may have good news soon.
     
  16. parua

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    I'm more concerned about the domestic violence rate. Island madness!
     
  17. Hidemydesires

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    Many people with kids won't want more after being stuck inside with them, teenagers surrounded by younger siblings won't want kids for a long time, and as was posted earlier, hopefully people will be smart enough that they won't have kids with the upcoming changes in economic situation for many. Although that hasn't stopped people before :(
     
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    Funny how people be fucking in 195 countries ..

    and some are having Trump wet dreams..
     

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