anyone care to guess how much change is in this crate?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Death, Aug 13, 2013.

  1. RainyDayHype

    RainyDayHype flower power Lifetime Supporter

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    Death, what are you gonna do with the money? I say you give it to charity. I am a worthy cause. I can set up a paypal account for your gracious donation.
     
  2. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    I already put it in my interest-bearing savings account.
     
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    you should book

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    for the evening.. :D
     
  4. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    they are that expensive? or is that AFTER damages?
     
  5. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I was close.

    I want a prize.
     
  6. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    No, I haven't.

    ATM Instructions

    MALE PROCEDURE:

    Drive up to the cash machine.
    Put down your car window.
    Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
    Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
    Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
    Put window up.
    Drive off.

    FEMALE PROCEDURE:

    Drive up to cash machine.
    Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
    Set parking brake, put the window down.
    Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
    Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up
    Attempt to insert card into machine.
    Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
    Insert card.
    Re-insert card the right way.
    Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
    Enter PIN.
    Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
    Enter amount of cash required.
    Check makeup in rear view mirror.
    Retrieve cash and receipt.
    Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
    Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
    Re-check makeup.
    Drive forward 2 feet.
    Reverse back to cash machine.
    Retrieve card.
    Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
    Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
    Restart stalled engine and pull off.
    Redial person on cell phone.
    Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
    Release Parking Brake.
     
  7. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    :rofl:......:2thumbsup:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  8. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    change what? i can think of a lot of things that need changing.
    for one thing there's all these infants in this world.
     
  9. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Nice little haul but was it really worth the risk of being caught breaking the heads off parking meters :eek:


    Hotwater
     
  10. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    nobody feeds a meter around here.
     

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