Anyone been a member long enough to remember Steve?

I'm glad you learned something today.

 

All my life people having been repeating this word to me, over and over, steve, steve, steve, I always wondered what it meant.

 

Fuck the King, I'm still callin' ye Scotty Macallan and you'll not change me mind.

 

Named after the whisky I do hope.

 

Well I didn't mean Barbara Allan...

 

The one with the big boobs?

 

In Scarlet town where I was born
There was a fair maid dwelling
And every youth cried well away
For her name was Barbara Allen

Twas in the merry month of May
The green buds were a swelling
Sweet William on his deathbed lay
For the love of Barbara Allen

He sent a servant unto her
To the place she was dwelling
Saying you must come to his deathbed now
If your name be Barbara Allen

Slowly slowly she got up
Slowly slowly she came nigh him
And the only words to him she said
Young man I think you're dying

As she was walking oer the fields
She heard the death bell knelling
And every stroke it seemed to say
Hardhearted Barbara Allen

Oh mother mother make my bed
Make it long and make it narrow
Sweet William died for me today
I'll die for him tomorrow

They buried her in the old churchyard
They buried him in the choir
And from his grave grew a red red rose
From her grave a green briar

They grew and grew to the steeple top
Till they could grow no higher
And there they twined in a true love's knot
Red rose around green briar

 

Any posts by this infamous Steve? You know, for reference purposes.