anybody else like pens?

Thats alright for you to say I'm gonna have nightmares

 

Stop it... Now I'm gonna have weird dreams, too...

I'll never use pen again...

 

I hate pens.

 

MAY THE PEN HATERS BE BURNED AT THE STAKE WITH THE LITTLE FRENCH GIRLS WHO "HEAR GOD"!!!!!!!!!!!!



and may the stakes be shaped like cross fountain pens.......

 

I dig mechanical pencils.

 

i wanna write with a feather

 

I like gel pens.

 

Of course I like pens...pencils are an abomination on the world.

 

Thats what I did.


Add an "i" between "n" and "s".

 

I like pel jens

 

I dig mechanical penis.

 

pens are cool

 

penises are cool

 

I have a penis

but back to the subject pens are wicked cool


and the washington monument is a giant phallic image meant to make ambassadors feel inadequate.... I just get such a kick out of that......

 

I know! Pens are fantastic! I feel like I could write 100 pages using pen...

 

I have..... my hand hurt like hell...... I soaked it for awhile....



it's a sexy pen though.....



the middle one

in fountain instead of ballpoint though.......

 

How can pen be sexy?

 

the weight, the lines, the way the cap fits, the balance, the way ink slowly bleeds from it, the way you can communicate your innermost thoughts only through it's blue or black essence refined through a sharp blood drawing tip.....



the romance of the vehicle of fantasy, that is how a pen can be sexy, the elegance of design, that is how a pen can be sexy.......

 

woooooooow...

 

and that is why I am a pen (and occasional charcoal pencil) man.....