Any Unrealistic Situation Lately?

I would go with cancer. Its easier to blame society for that. Aids is usually gotten by some bad or unlucky choice the person made.

 

It's clearly God's fault in this scenario.

 

Yesterday I was up at 5:55am reading the news, drinking coffee then pooping before my morning walk. I never poop in the morning.

 

Missed that part.. still same answer though because people wouldn't know God gave me a choice.

 

This wont happen to us who worship Cthulhu

 

in porn, i think you become a milf as soon as you can legally buy alcohol.

aids all the way. at least you probably had fun getting it, usually either by getting laid or at least by shooting up some drugs that make you feel really good.

or, you could get cancer by smoking cigarettes.

 

No you just get it because God gives it to you. At least that's the way I read it.