Any Unrealistic Situation Lately?

Last one a couple of days ago.It was kind of late,but I decide to buy snacks.There were no open stores and I walked to a place I'm not used to visit.So right after buying food I felt kind of tired.I am from another country where most of the residential areas have parks and I sit at a bench to rest a little bit.It was strange but I started to space out until I felt something in my leg.Two cats were there so I played with them for like an hour(I lost my time sense but i don't think anyone can blame me).Then I realized that a woman(about 27-30) was staring at me.Then she walked towards me and she sat.She smiled and told me that she was searching for her cats,then I excused myself and we started to talk.It was refreshing and interesting.After a couple of minutes I remembered that was late so I said goodbye and run to my house(my next day classes start early really early) so I forgot ask her name.Now I regret a little(my personal fantasy of a Cougar T-T)

 

Weird.

 

Guy in the fish market today, holding an entire salmon, offered to do a good deal! Looked Too fishy to me!

 

then how much fishyness it's ok?
that's good or is too much?

 

I ate in n out today

 

I was out searching for my cats and came upon a weird dude sitting on a bench a few days ago. He looked hungry. And young. totally not my type to be honest, i like them old and well fed.

 

maybe he was a clown on a break

 

That sound so familiar .Were you at South America a couple days ago? :sombrero:

 

I work in a school. The other day the nurse was summoned to a report that a kid had had some kind of attack and was unable to walk, so she ran out to check on the kid who was sprawled on the grass with a crowd standing round her moaning. Turns out she'd voluntarily eaten three of the worlds hottest chillis for a dare.

"I can't walk, miss"

"Give it a go."

"Okay, I can walk."

"you're an idiot"

 

Seriously, what?


All that back story and the unrealistic situation is you didbt get to fuck an older cat lady?

 

yuck...you touched a strange cat?...and blew a chance at the strange pussy?

 

Yeah if you guys put it in that way,well I feel like I deserve beign pursued by a furious crowd or hide in a cave until the next superbowl.

 

i had this strange and unusual dream last night that out of the entire population americans had narrowed down their presidential choices to donald trump and the wife of a previous impeached president

 

As an outsider(across the trump wall :wall: ) I wouldnt like to be in their shoes

 

Wait, a woman about 27-30 is a cougar?

Wow. Lol.

How old are you?

 

Only if you're 18.

 

I'm almost a cougar!

 

I noticed some guys in their early twenties who call every woman that looks 30+ 'milf' wether they have a kid or not :-D (and they weren't joking)

 

I would like to melt your heart Mattekat

*Unrealistic Situation Of The Day*

 

Sitting outside watching mom's dog.

My cat just a few seconds ago comes walking to the front porch meowing while something is in her mouth. I go over to see. She dropped a baby grasshopper on the grass and as I write this she is chewing it.