Any good Revenge stories??

I once put dog food in my brothers food before...of course my family thrives on dog food...mmmm, Snausages...

 

i was a bad kid, you know that. amazing how i never got caught.

 

when you were a kid did you ever make a gum beard fitzy...i did..and id do it again...

 

a gum beard? please explain?

 

I would chew about 10 gumballs (we never had real gum at home) and i would spread it on my face and let it dry like a beard and talk to myself in the mirror...

 

no, can't say that i have. though, i did take the big red gum and lick the wrapping and put it on my forehead...

 

ooooooohhhhhhhhh YES!!!!!!!!! I still uhm do that with one of my friends. I am going to have to tell her we thought it was our thing.

 

we still do the orange slices in our mouth thing too if they are like on the plate as a ... shit I forget what you call it but when you get the useless piece of lettuce and the orange thing with like a toothpick with it on the side of your veggie burger? anywho we put it in our mouth and smile if we have a male waiter females just dont find it funny ):

 

while most respondents to this forum are probably 'human', some of us COULD be cybernetic entities, nontangable beings, or even small furry green things from alpha centauri.

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heeehee, I used to make bubble beards when I'd have bubble baths, when I was much younger.

 

I just make bubbles in the bath

 

When I was around 8 years old, I got sick of my sister picking on me so I put a pin on a chair I knew she'd sit on....she got it right in the ass and cried...... I got a beating hung on me by my dad but it was worth it....god, how I hated her guts back then....

She was so freakin mean to me...

 

Too Funny!!!

 

One time when this kid that was an asshole to me I made an account on aim that I made just to talk to him on. I talked to him for probably about an hour. I was also logged on to my usual account and he asked if I knew the kid he was talking to(me), and I said he was my dealer and shit. So I kept talking to him on the made up account and had him convinced I was stalking him cuz I knew his address, his parents' names, and my friend that was helping me knew all of his fav music artists, movies, etc. After a while we got talkin bout drugs and shit and I asked him if he wanted to buy some and he said yeah. So after that we talked for about a half hour more and he said some asshole comment and I told him I was gonna give a copy of our conversation to the principal, dean, and his parents. He didn't believe me so I printed out the conversation, conveniently leaving out all the things that had my name included, folded it up, put it in an envelope, and the next day in his math class my friend stuck it in his bag. Probably freaked him the fuck out. A few weeks later when I was at my friend's the kid came over and asked if we knew the made up kid. It was funny as hell.

 

I was in Wal-Mart the other day when I ran into a girl I knew from my other life. She always had a way of saying the nastiest things and making them drip off her tongue like she was trying to be helpful. (You know the one, "That's a flattering color on you because it makes your hips not as huge.") Well anyway, we were at the check out line when she noticed I had lost some weight but instead of saying I looked nice she goes, "My haven't we dropped the mother load. You almost look like one person but you are still fat and you take up so much of the aisle that I can barely fit my kart in here. I just ignored her and pretend she wasn't saying a word to me. Well, to make a long story short I guess I pretended a little too well and the lady that had walked up beside her to get some gum heard the last part only not knowing that it was meant for me and not for her. (I wasn't about to tell her either.) Needless to say there were a few words that were said by the chewing gum lady to said old acquaintance that I need not repeat. lol