Any advice?

No. I'll have to find fruit and have a feed, find myself a female chimp and sniff around her. Then wait for the fruit to digest and have one hell of a time farting and stinking the place out; propa man stuff!!!

 

don't forget to scratch the hairy belly. that's sexy.

 

Oh...dear.

 

Oh poor little british person, why dont you have a cup of tea and a damn after 8 choclate?

I FUCKING HATE YOU BRITS! I WISH YOUR CHILDREN ALL DIED I WANT TO SEND THE ENTIRE UK POPULATION TO DEATH CAMPS!

WHY DONT YOU DIE!

 

Lovely, but just for future reference I'm not British.

 

Oh, Im sorry. I hope I havent offended you?

 

*snicker...snort...GUFFAW!*

 

I want to put my dick between your titties while you sing God save the queen!

 

I feel a ban coming on.

 

hehehe. if i didn't adore the attention and humorous responses, i'd never have put the sexy pic up.

 

Well, well KC it certainly has the desired effect, I'm still twitching as I write and it must be about four hours now.

I'm just wondering what Aladdin, aka Ronnie, will come back as. 'Tittie-tastic' maybe?

 

thanks for that. hopefully i'll be getting sharp notes and stern phone calls from the mothers and girlfriends of men everywhere, as well as the more flirtatious calls from the females so amenable.

i just thought that the rant all over CD being a brit, then the perfectly polite follow up was one of the greater set up and knock down jokes i've read today. it was expected, yet still all the more enjoyable for it. like watching a movie you've seen a thousand times, but it's so perfect, that one part.

 

I'm not going to comment on your sig pick any more. The reason is you'll change it soon and the reference will or could be describing something else once you have changed it making me look foolish again, but that ones not hard I know. I'm just going to lay back and scratch my belly.

 

Listen her cocksucker, I hate you cause youre british, no need to make it worse. I wish that your kind would die out.

who the hell is Ronny?

 

Search for posts by Ronald McDonald.. funny guy but got banned.
And, to get back on topic slightly, you could try a motel/hotel if you can afford it.. or just lock the door and stick loud music on in headphones. Works for me...

 

I read that as "I'm not going to comment on your sick pig". I scrolled back up to find out why kc's pig was sick.

 

Thanks, guess there is no point in asking serious questions here! Next time I wont!

 

No need to take things so seriously, people have given you suggestions.

 

it's got the gout.

 

What does she sound like and who is she? Does she suck much cock? I think you made an error in you sentence, you should have written;

'Listen to her cock suck.'

I think; no, I know that's what you were meaning.