Ants in the attic

Elephants in the Early Evening

F

 

Flamingos in Frosty Finland

 

Giggling Gnomes Gyrating in Guernsey

H

 

Happy Hippies in the hallway

I

 

Idle Ignorant Idiotic Individuals in Isfield

J

 

Joyful Jugglers in Japan

K

 

Kindly keep the kitchen clean kids.

L

 

Loony 'Lefties' Lazily Lingering near London

M

 

Mighty Mouse in My Manor

N

 

Nice of you to notice

O

 

Old Octogenarians Observing Odd things in Oslo

P

 

Puppies in the parlour

Q

 

Quasimodo Quietly Queuing in Quebec

R

 

Rambunctious Raptors in Roman Ruins

S

 

Several Sicilians Secretly Strategically Sounding out Spaniards for Shenanigans

T

 

Training turtles in the tank

U

 

Uncles Using Ukuleles in Uraguay

V

 

Virgins viewing videos
Vanquish various vacation plans...too high in value!

W

 

Wales in the Winter wailing wonders
X or Y

 

Xenophobia can't be cured by Xarelto...nor does it show up in X-rays. It's a mental illness, perhaps it could be helped by xylophone music!

Y