Answer truthfully

an epically funny douchebag

 

No...and I never want to....

How young were you the first time you had sex? (I was 16, did it on my brother's bed...)

 

does blowin your wad in your pants as you were pullin down her pants count ?...cause if not then I am yet to have actual sex

 

yes....all the time...FUCK THEM

 

No....never been stoned....


The first time you had sex did you use protection?

(I didn't he just pulled it out before he shot it)

 

yeah i did and i still do.

every got in a verbal fight with a cop?

 

well, one i was protesting and this police man pushed me and i shouted back at him "dont you push me!"

hehe,

have you ever thought an animal was sexy? and yes, humans are animals, but im talking about snakes, or cats.
xxx

 

certain dogs and the cat family. black panthers are sexy at night.

ever smoked crack?

 

Nope




ever eat at a restaurant and run away without paying?

 

Yep

Ever smoked a tobacco pipe?

 

Nope



ever steal someones bike?

 

yes sorta...i ordered a bike off a guy that stole bikes...karma got me cause my sons 500 dollar bmxwas stolen oit of my backyard and my 94 sportster was stolen as well..outa my garage...fuckers..............have you ever hit and ran..like in a parkin lot..you ding some one and split ?

 

yes...a few times on purpose actually



have you ever stopped at a red light....and it takes so long to change that you go anyway before it changes?

 

a buncha times ...dont have a good story although several of my wrecks happened at lighted intersections................have you ever had a decent wreck that was completely your fault and provide details if yes

 

I dont know...I once was daydreaming and almost rearended someone at an intersection...then heard a bunch of crashes behind me ....but I wasnt hit so I left

 

Yes...

as a city bus driver in Austin, Texas, actually.

i pulled up to a red light, and was daydreaming,

looked right,

looked left,

looked right again, real quick like, just in case something was hidin' behind the HUMONGUS mirror,

and just went.

The passengers all sort of gasped, and i looked up in the overhead rearview,

(there was a bus top that i needed to stop at just across the intersection, actually)

stopped at the stop, and turned around to them.

One of 'em had to tell me... :rofl:

Okay, so...

Favorite gum? Bubble?

 

haha no but real similar, I collected a bunch of beer funds like 500 bucks and then called the cops on the party. and called and was like "man i had all the beer and saw the cops at your house"

Have you ever used IV drugs?

 

definately jamaican gum...best in the west.....i used to get this gum called 'tiger tail' it looked like its name and it was awsome...could only buy it at the store near our cvottage when i was a sprout


have you ever ''flashed'' someone

 

Yeppers!

Have you ever dreamt of flying?

 

if you mean deaming while sleeping..rem..lucid dreams..yes..i have had some amazing ''fly'' dreams...lettin the wind push you around...cannot even find words....couple bad ones too...on heavy morphine pain meds at the hospital..they were awful....''heroin dreams''.....flying a plane...i did for about two minutes over the georgia straits from victoria to surrey..my friends 3 seater cessna...like flying in a go-cart...i was terrified....

fyrenza..c';mon....details....no one word answers.........yeppers does not cut it....am i the only one that can be honest and laugh at myself....challenge people....i dont post anything i wouldnt let my [grown] kid read....mostly cause i keep the ugly parts hidden..hahawhat about ....are you all pussies