Answer truthfully

somewhere around $300

when someone says "blackberry" what do you think?

 

Those Blackberry thangs ~ not really sure of what they ARE,

but i AM sure of what they AREN't ~ necessary for human life!

Well, ^that^

and, for some reason, Black Bears...

Have you ever set sail for anywhere? (Gone by ship, sailed, cruised, ... )

 

I'm a commercial fisherman so yes.
when did you start shaving?

 

Last year at 17. I was kinda late.

Did u ever sneak into a place ur not old enough to enter.

 

not really...sometimes i go to the old folks home but when i get caught its easy to out run the security cause he is 80...growin up i didnt ever get into goin to bars until i was old enough

ever puked cause of someone farting?

 

nope



Have you ever ripped off a friend?

 

nope...

have you ever skinny dipped?

 

hell yea lots...

have you ever gotten horny while petting an animal?

 

Nope.

Have you ever been caught masterbating?

 

no to all y'all

do you make loud comments at movie theatres

 

Only if i'm drunk

Have you ever been in a strip club?

 

Only if i'm drunk.
Not for a long time.
Boring after a while.
Expensive too

Would you swap places with me?

 

No, but only because i think you have lots of friends and are around a lot of people, and i can't do that ~ not in "real life"

Would you look at your own death if given the chance?

 

That was true, but isn't so true now. I hardly see anybody and I don't work with anybody. Thanks night shifts and unsociable hours, thanks a bloody lot.

It depends how I die.
As a general rule: No.

What's the best thing about England?

 

She's the Mother Country of the U.S.A.

What's the worst thing about the U.S.A.?

 

republican skull and boners

ever been to the orient

 

I would have to say: Conan O'Brien.

No, seriously: Too many SUVs. Too many kids with SUVs.

Is it all worth it?

 

Answering BOTH:

Yes.

RollingAlong: i lived in Japan for approximately 5 years, during my teens/high school times.

Odon: It's been a trip, and it's not gotten boring, not by a long shot!

What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar? The HEATH one ~ YUM!!!

 

what ever YOU need doin

if i had a ticket to your city would you pick me up at the airport

 

If I wanted to get myself arrested or killed on the way (I can't drive).

Will the internet ever end while humans are still breathing?