Answer truthfully

No.

Ever owned a large snake?

 

Nope.
Ever eat snake?

 

Once, tasted ok tho....

Ever take a float trip down a fast flowing river....

 

oh yeah and we dropped alarm clock blotter and really enjoyed this song...time... i saw them in vancouver...toronto...hamilton

 

I've never done it, but its something I'd like to do...

Have you ever had sex with someone and not even like them?

 

yes ..a couple of times...I call it 'convenience sex'....kind of a why waste the coke mentality...

 

only while drunk....:-0

Ever wish you could be invisible......

 

what do you mean 'wish'....i am invisible...aren't I ?Can you guys see me....cause I might have some explaining to do to my neighbors if you can...I used to wonder what invisibility would be like all the time when i was a kid...mostly for bank robbery and peeping tom reasons....it never occurred to me to use my powers for good instead of evil...

Have you ever straight out lied to your partner...and not like saying no when asked..''do I look fat in this dress''...an actual pre-planned boldfaced lie...

 

I tend to be too honest, so no to that one....

Ever want or lust after your neighbor.....:-0

 

no

ever shown a naked picture or close to naked picture of yourself to a stranger over the internet?

 

nope...I have trouble even posting regular pics...so naked ones are out of the question


Ever flatten somebodies tires on purpose?

 

nope, but a BFR through the windshield was fun enough...

Ever want to travel overseas...

 

have lots of times, and LOVE IT. if you havent, i suggest it.

ever sneeze and burp at the same time?

 

im pretty sure i have. i had chocolate milk come out my nose once, i think that caused it.

what animal of any kind scares you?

 

a bull. it could trample the shit out of me and its never nice. ... and i have red hair.

ever vandalize something from your school in the past or present?

 

oh yeah...bigtime...several times...and I am trying to think of a time or a place that I lived where I didnt lust after a neighbor........and......no...I have never lived somewhere that i did not lust after a neighbor...including now.....several hottish ladies in my building....going all the way back to when i was a kid lusting after all of the three sisters that lived next door......


have you ever been friends with some one for the explicit reason of getting stuff free or cheap.....

 

yes lots of people few years back during my drug days. XTC, coke, mushrooms were the majority though.

ever smoked weed?

 

of course...

Ever wanna run for a political office.....

 

im not slick enough for that, if I had the personality for it then perhaps I'd try.

Ever witnessed a UFO or know of someone who did?

 

No, definitely not.

Did you ever drink a beverage while peeing?