Answer truthfully

Its more like I let her cry....rather than made her cry

 

because she was being a bitch...

 

sorry.....subject is closed

 

'Cuz it's moot, at this point.

Well, that ^

and i don't know anything about it all! :rofl:

Have you ever laughed in an inappropriate manner at, say, a funeral or some other super-serious sitch?

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Yes...5 of us burst out leughing in court...we were 16 and in court to watch our friends appear on theft charges...they got caught climbin the fence at our local fruit market to steal fruit.....the guy reading the charges says''you are charged with theft under 1000 dopllars to wit ..a basket of cherries'' as soon as he said cherries everyone burst out laughing...the judge was pissed...gave everyone 200 dollar fines....I never got caught that night...I was always a really fast runner

 

what was the last thing you shoplifted or accidently didnt pay for ?

 

a candy bar when i was 8 or 9. i was so fucking hungry that it didnt matter.

do you drink a glass of water daily?

 

no...the water here is awful so I mostly drink diet pop,bottled flavoured water,coffee,tea and will occasionally drink the water buy only if its in juice or mixed with something else like iced tea mix



Do you stop to help people who are broke down on the highway?

 

nope, i don't drive

have you ever broke down on the highway?

 

Oh, yeah!

The funniest time was a friend and i were hauling heiny to get somewhere ~ we were running late ~ and the flippin's hood of her car came undone and WHAMMED up into the roof of the car!

We were doing about 80mph, and now we couldn't see anything, and i just like,

WHOA! WTF was THAT???

Anyway, she was freakin' out, slamming on the brakes and swerving all over the place,

and i had this sort of out of body experience,

you know, like i was watching it on TV or a movie,

and it was hilarious!

But then we had to sit on the side of the road, waiting for someone to come along with some rope/strapping to tie it down.

Have you ever done something to someone's car ~ keyed it, or kicked it ~ because you were mad at them?

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yes...I have spit on cars before...i am more grown up now but I still hate those people that park across two spots cause they have nice cars...what.. i'm too stupid to park near your corvette....

are you in the mile high club

 

No, never been on a plane....

Ever sleep with someone and wake up the next mornin' and not remember their name?

 

well, maybe, I don't remember....

ever fall asleep in a car...

 

hundreds of times cause i couldnt go into a store without wanting a divorce so i would wait in the mall parkin lot..smoke and sleep while th'ole lady shopped..a walmart to me represents an hour nap..i fuckin hate walmart..........

ever walked in on someone masturbating

 

not that i'm aware of

have you ever kicked a dog, or some other kind of small animal?

 

Not exactly "kicked,"

but i HAVE "footed" them out of the way, at times!

Have you ever dated twins/triplets?

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no...not yet


Have you ever been incarcerated?

 

Does being kept in the drunk tank overnight count?

Nope, no jail time.

Have you ever tried to hide out in a store, until after hours, and stayed the night?

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no, but that sounds like fun

have you ever seen michael jackson live?

 

He's ALIVE???

:rofl:

Nope.

Ever seen Pink Floyd live? (i have!)

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