answer truthfully two

i lay in bed and watch TV. i get an ice cap everytime i'm sick. and i text people all day. pretty much all i do. and go on here.

Why do you like coffee more than water?

 

cuz if i drink enough it gets me going. besides america runs on dunking. ur not an american so u probably dont know that Dunkin Donuts uses that as their slogan here in america

why would u like water more than coffee

 

Tree sex ftw.

 

we do have american TV her. we get those conversations. you probably dont know what an ice cap tastes like.

Have you ever had tim Hortons?

 

Everyday...sometimes up to four....extra large double double


Why do we always have to ask a question?

 

OMG extra large double double is what i get to!!
and we have to, so the other person has to answer truthfully

Canada FTW?

 

of course

I have no question?

 

hah it's okay neither do i. so i say anything and add a question mark after it.

smiley faces?

 

Only if that mouth opens up so that i can a BJ.

Cleavage?

 

I have it.

No cleavage?

 

The end of the world.

Chocolate Ice Cream with the potential to cause aids?

 

good thing i dont eat chocolate ice cream

the show, Fraiser?

 

That wasn't a question lol.

Who the fuck doesn't eat chocolate ice cream?

 

yes it was. i was asking your thoughts. just.. without saying it.
I DONT! i only eat vanilla ice cream.(and sometimes cookie dough)

have you ever sat in a vibrating chair?

 

Oh yeah

have you ever inserted something into you that vibrates?

 

i dont need those.

have you?

 

Besides an electric tooth brush in my mouth, no. lol.

You have sex!?

 

hah what does it matter..

do you like monopoly?

 

you were suppose to wait for me!!!
Everytime i try to play it, about 10 minutes into it i pull a dane cook and just say "fuck this!" and throw the game everywhere lol.

Do you think im a sexy beast?

 

wait?
do you think your a sexy beast?