answer truthfully two

Right shoe.

Have you ever fapped to the TV?

 

fapped?...fuck i hate havin to search shit before i can answer...be right back....oh...ok....now that i know what fapping is....probably yes although i have no particular memory of it but since i am a guy and all guys 'fap'...the laws of probability.....its probable


ever combine food and sex...ie..whipped cream etc..?

 

yes, a few times...whipped cream....

How many times a month do you makelove?

 

zero


what do you dislike about yourself the most?

 

my weight


what do you dislike about yourself the most?

 

my past indiscretions....they are numerous

what is your best feature

 

my rather large hanging double chin....:-0

When was you last totally toasted....

 

well... thats kinda subjective as to what toasted is... im gonna go with alcohol on this one. so that would be about a year ago. i had a party at my house cuz my parents were away. i blacked out periodically through the night and stuff got broken. as far as weed goes... i never really ever get super baked. i like a decent high but not too far gone.

what is the most dangerous thing u have ever done?

 

most of this past weekend...in my defense i have not and do not get 'totaled' as in stumbling and blackouts,etc..i do smoke large doobies of many exotic and potent varieties of weed ,hash,honey but i almost never have more than 4 drinks

edit...i rigged at the skydome in toronto on a 10 inch beam 310 feet in the air..many times without a safety...we smoked up there as well as 'bumps'

do you remember your first 'make out' session?

 

hey thanks for not answering my question.

ya i do. it was with this girl christina in a back room of a movie rental place where she works. i wasnt dating her or anything at the time. she actually had a boyfriend. she liked me and wanted to have sex with me. we left sex for another time...

what makes rollingalong an epic douchebag?

 

I dont know...I guess maybe he smells like one


Where is your favourite place in the world....you can just describe it...you dont have to say exactly where...just why

 

its in my mind. i go there all the time. i visit this place during my dreams, when high, and on drunken escapades. its a very nice place. u should visit some time.

have u ever seen someone die?

 

shadow..i was composing my post and you posted before i had a chance..but...i went back and edited in the answer to your question..look at the post times

some girl on here posted that i was an 'epic douchebag' ..i strayed onto a dready forum and they were very quick to chase me away and call me names but i liked the sound of 'epic douchebag' so i kept it...right now my favorite place is my friends farm...he has bush trucks,an atv and 120 acres of paradise

i was with my dad when he died in 1986..i cannot describe it....too hard

would you take a trip to mexico if it was free today

 

uhh no im not really a fan of swine flu so probably not.

do u think hf will ever update my experience page?

 

why not part with 15 bucks and become a site supporter..i cant tell you how my life has changed since i did..food tastes better..sex is better...evrything seems to come easier now...shadow please list me as your referer..i need the points

thats my answer by the way

how much do the horn dudes in a big city orchestra make these days?

 

haha. it depends on the orchestra. if ur talking a really good famous orchestra such as BSO they are probly making upwards of 100,000 or more. they generally charge about $100 dollars for a half hour lesson as well. so they make good money. if ur in any other orchestra that isnt a big name orchestra then u better have another job on the side. lets just put it that way. very few classical musicians make good money.
here is a true statistic. the average income of a performer (this includes acting and music and any other performing art) is 5000 a year. like i said. u probly should have another job on the side. most musicians and actors are quite poor.

if u loved music enough that u wanted to play for the rest of ur life would u have a paying job and be a musician on the side or would u try to be a musician and have a job on the side and end up being poor? could u be happy having that little money?

 

hell yea, money doesn't mean shit to me.


fiction or non-fiction

 

fiction i guess cuz its more interesting usually. i dont read that much tho. i cant actually remember the last time i read a book.

would u rather watch a movie then the book or read the book then watch the movie that its based on?

 

I would actually rather read the book and then catch the movie...

Where were you when the lights went out....

 

in georgia with the devil. the devil went down to georgia and i was with him

what is the most expensive thing u have ever stolen?