answer truthfully three

flowers...

what was the worst time you put your foot in your mouth, and what did you say?

 

Doh - too slow lol

 

The worst for me is when I can't remember someones name so I guess, but it's wrong. I said "Hey, what's up Dick!" when his name was actually Jeff. That's happened more than once.:blush5:

Have you ever started laughing and couldn't stop?

 

well, yes... i stopped now but i couldn't stop for a long time when it happened... i was only little... about 8 years old i think... i have a VERY serious and grumpy uncle who is also a farmer... we (my youngest sister and i) were staying with him and his wife on the farm in Devon.... he was at the breakfast table in this huge gloomy kitchen... i think he liked to eat his breakfast in peace and quiet on his own.... he was quietly reading his paper...

aaanyway, my sister and i entered the kitchen for breakfast, but we had made a pact that day... we used to call it ETTSIR... it means Everything They Say Is Rude...

We kinda started giggling, i think it was because he and the atmosphere in the kitchen seemed so serious... he said something, i can't remember what it was but ofcourse we translated what he said into something really rude... this made us giggle more and the more angry he got the more we giggled... we just couldn't stop... he made us leave the kitchen in the end... our eyes were streaming with tears of laughter for ages that day....

have you ever raided supermarket bins for food?

 

No, fortunately.

Do you ever use words when you don't know what they mean?

 

Yes. I had a friend from Mexico in college and he taught me words in spanish that were very offensive and should never be said. I'm not sure what they meant, but I would always say them just to irritate him.

Have you ever ridden a horse?

 

i own a horse

have you ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with? (suzie <3 the buzzcocks!) xx

 

Nope.

Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

 

i have, was way too cold though, kinda put me off doing it again!

when was the last time you made a litte kid cry?

 

dont believe i ever have

ever stuck a needle in your arm yourself?

 

Never myself, but I used to inject mice in a laboratory. Oh, and I did surgery on myself once - cut a skin tag off my eyelid. The operation was a success.

Do you cut your own hair - and if so, how do you do it?

 

Yep. I used a razor with half inch attachment and two mirrors so I could see to get the back. Now I have a friend that does it for free.

Do you know how to speak another language?

 

Ahh Monkey Boy beat me. No other language for me.

Not a full haircut but now that I get super short buzz cuts I trim the hair around my ears and the part of my hairline going up the sides of my face to keep looking a little neater. I smooth the hair away from my head and cut any hairs which go past the line.

What is the longest you have ever gone without sleep?

 

39 hours in college when I stayed up to finish a project.

Do you know how to speak another language?

 

I'M BACK.
Uhmm i know a littler German, and of course, basic French.

Do you have any addictions?

 

No addictions. But I do suffer a common compulsion- Hand washing. I have at times showered far too many times a day too but I've cut down a lot. I literally wash my hands until they're cracked and bleeding. It's bad in winter. I've tried antibacterial hand gels but they don't make me feel clean.

What's your most luxurious purchase?

 

my Ralph Lauren winter coat payed 245 dollars for it

whats your favorite color

 

Purple. A deep purple.

How many times a day do you look in the mirror and why?

 

when i go outside i make sure my hat is on and i dont have any muck on my face

its because i could meet the lady of my dreams at any moment any where...

what?

it could happen!


fuck you



have you ever 'not warned' some person out of spite or to watch them fuck up in some way....and Bbad..that time you didnt warn that homeless dude and he got hit by the bus does not count

 

That's actually an interesting question...I'm not sure but I'm going to say that I probably have. I used to be a real asshole. I know people have done it to me.


If you were to accomplish nothing else in life but one thing, what do you want that thing to be?