Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and washing machine? A: The washing machine doesn’t follow you around after you drop your load in. Q: Why does Santa have a big bag? A: Because he only comes once a year.
What's the difference between a blond and a bowling ball? You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
What does a blond and a Harley Davidson have in common? You ride them for 15 minutes and they drip for two hours.
