Answer the Question with a Question

so,unaware that today evvawun uses satnav,you neanderthal?

 

what if i don't have sat nav?

 

You join me in the bushes on that really tight 's'-bend.
[I don't have it either]

Or...how about asking a local yokel doireeerrctions?

 

when you get out of the cab, to ask the local yokel, will you be foolish enough to leave your keys in he ignition?

 

where did ya park your car ha!

 

Keys?

Dearheart-when one steal...er...liberates a car,one crosses a few wires.

keys are SO passe'.

Why you not know this?

 

why would you ask?

 

Ask who?

 

Cross a few wires, man are you living in the past, what about the locking steering wheel and the transmission lock?

 

where did you spring from?

 

This is the UK-we just discovered spoons!

Why so urgent to 'upgrade' what already works?

 

are you always this wired? ha! ha!

 

do you think it is the i.v. concoction he is hooked up to?

 

Is it alright to take this glove off now?

 

would you wait just a little longer please?

 

When I take it off shall I leave it in there or take it out with my hand?

 

Will you want to re-use it?

 

Shouldn't you be careful what you ask for?

 

How would you know you should be careful if you never ask?

 

If i don't ask would this ignorant bliss get better?