Answer the Question with a Question

Why would anyone be mourning the fact they have wood?

 

wet wood?

 

Are you offering me a chance to wet my wood inside your fillet of sole?

 

wasn't i offering you the chance to have the "soul" of my foot at the back of your pants?

actually that doesn't sound quite right... but i haven't got the time to change it for a smooth edit...

 

How do you always say that which turns me on the most?

 

well, you know what they say don't you?

 

Is it something to do with the lady and the tramp?

 

can i gather from that, you think i'm a tramp?

 

You mean you want me to be the lady?

 

yeah, but can you do PROPER lady, you know with gloves 'n all?

 

You mean those disposable latex examination gloves for doing medical things to the bum?

 

there are other kinds of gloves?

 

Why would you need other types of gloves?

 

Wy would you ask that question?

 

Isn't that when he flicks his latex gloves and says "Open wide,say ahhhhh"?

 

Are you supposed to ask before sticking your gloved fingers in someone?

 

Is it better without the glove?

 

You wanna try?

 

Will you give me a moment to brace myself?

 

won't you need a tube o'lube atleast?