Answer the Question with a Question

What has your trumpet got that others haven't?

 

What if I said a row of buttons?

 

doesn't he have a halo round his? ooops... ermm... a row of buttons you say?.... ermmm.. am i aloud to be speechless here?

 

Until you've had your lips on OWB's trumpet-you havent lived!

Right-I've got to go play a gig--play nicely now!

laters.

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aren't you going to ask us a question before you go awft?

 

Wait a second, what's an awft?

 

isn't it the English for "off" reserved for the BBC only?

 

BBC? I don't think I get it, do you?

 

did you throw the TV out too?

 

TV? What's that?

 

I'm back!
The gig went well,thanks for asking.....I take it no-one explained about TV and Eddie Izzard to OWB?

 

Who and what is T.V. Eddie Lizzard?

 

M'dear chap-would you care to have a swift 'google' to put your mind at rest if i assure you it's an eye-opener?

 

Why in the world would I want an eye-opener this late in the day?

 

Has satire lost it's attraction for you?

 

Would you say that the fact it chased me for blocks before I lost it, means that it's lost it's attraction for me?

 

are you asking me to believe you RAN more than 20 feet?

 

Would you believe, we both walked, very slowly but it had a very aggressive look on its face?

 

Didn't you realise that was the man from the lottery,weighed down with your winnings?

 

You think think it's time to check the numbers on my ticket?