Answer the Question with a Question

do zippers even have hands?

 

if they did how would you know?

 

wouldn't they use sign language to tell me?

 

Wouldnt it be a hard message to convey with sign language?

 

Don't you have to use both hands for sign language?

 

How does Captain Hook button his trousers?

 

Doesn't he use Velcro?

 

What,as in "AHARR,me hearties [srrrrrittch] who's first aboard"?

 

does he say that before or after he drinks a gallon of rum?

 

Don't you think that for most, it would have to be after a gallon or more of rum, even if then?

 

D'you think "ARRR-drink yer grog 'n' climb on this,yer scurvy swab!" counts as smooching?

 

Does it seem like a good idea to go there?

 

Is life a good idea?

 

Is the alternative better?

 

Would I type better if I could read?

 

Is there a better type of reading?

 

Well,how do you spot a spelling mistake in a Braille book?

 

With your hands?

 

you did not get the claw upgrades?

 

Have even gone hunting?