Answer the question above you, ask another

Yes.

Ever sang in the shower?

 

Yes.



Ever watch TV with the captions on?

 

Yes.

Ever jumped off a bridge?

 

Used to be my morning ritual when I lived at the dead end at 420 up passed cougar hot springs...til the river level got too low and I felt an impacted spine was not the way I wanted to start any day.




Ever play get drunk and talk philosophy with a priest ?
I actually have, at Vino's in Little Rock

 

No, but I have talked philosophy with a few.

Have you ever seen the movie Bad Medicine?

 

nope



if you could bring any person back from any time era, who would it be?

 

John Lennon, or the guy who invented jelly donuts

Do you believe in yourself?

 

So far I do, but I havn't done anything yet to challenge that belief

Would you die for a total stranger knowing that if they lived they would change the world in a positive way?

 

Yea, there's a good chance I might.

If you were appointed Supreme Emperor of the Universe, what's the first thing you would do?

 

Install more public restrooms.

How many fingers am I holding up?

 

Too many.

Have you ever attended an anti-war demonstration?

 

Yes but not enough. Never enough...

Do your cats sleep together like a yin-yang?

 

as a matter of fact, they do!

are any questions bad questions?

 

Only that one.

Is the love you take really equal to the love you make?

 

only in a pefect world.




Does Waldo really have to keep hiding all the time?

 

Sure does. The CIA's after him for liking freedom too much.

Does the name Yonder Mountain Strig Band make you giggle?

 

nope. makes me wanna dig out my jug.....




Does dreaming about cheese make you gay?

 

it definitly does not.


do you who the song "black betty" is really by?

 

No.

Do you eat chicken more than twice a week?

 

Yep.
Why do guys have nipples?