Answer the question above you, ask another

No for the time of CD's invading one third of the populus is here. Im scary arent I?

 

Well, not that scary.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

 

Buy a John Lennon Revolution Casino, worth $2,555.99 at MusiciansFriend. Then I dunno.

How tall are you?

 

5'4".

Are you a vegetarian?

 

eating meat is kinda rude, but i dont see i have a choice.

are you a hippy?

 

No, i'm a human be-in.

Do you own a car? If so what kind, how much to fill up a tank, how far can you go on a tank?

 

yes, 1998 caddy sts, 50 bucks....dunno.




are you where the climate suits your clothes?

 

Yes.

Are you wearing clothes that suit your climate?

 

Yes, which means I'm wearing very little!

Were you happy with the outcome of the last presidential election?

 

No. But I wouldn't have been happy if Kerry won either. They're both controlled by the same hidden hand.

Do you think the Beatles are overrated?

 

No, not at all.

Who do you think the next president will be?

 

Hillary Clinton. Without a doubt, she's their next pick for president. I proclaim it here and now. And in the words of John Lennon, I needn't argue the issue. I'm right and I'll be proved right.

Is Bob Dylan, to the best of your knowledge, an aging Spanish bullfighter?

 

No, not to the best of my knowledge.

What is the weather like where you are now?

 

beautiful. its about 71 f and its dark. you can see all the stars.. mmmm

whats your favorite animal?

 

monkey



how bigs the universe?

 

pretty doggone big

how much tea is there in China?

 

Six cups per person and growing. If it was poured down the drain at a continuous rate, it would never end, because some Chinese feller would always make more.

Do any of the following terms: fatass, fatso, lardass, lardo, apply to you?



And Bobby Dylan is an againg Spanish bullfighter. I have the proof.



Don't buy the book though. The transcription is terrible. Seriously.

 

No way. I'm a skinny little thing.

Do you know any Arabic?

 

Yes, Insha Allah (God willing), Shukran (thank you) and some others I can't be bothered typing.


Uh... Have you ever come across someone who you thought wanted to devour your soul?

 

yes, and she wanted it with a spash of oil and vinegar.

Have you ever secretly wished you were an old game show host, and if so, who??