Answer the question above you, ask another

i'd take a few friends on a trip around the world.

if you'd find a wallet lying on the street, filled with cash, would you try to track down the owner or go spend the money?

 

sadly, in the past I have always kept the money.




ever made a begger lie to you before you would give them money?

 

Well most of them lie anyway. "Just for something to eat and a place to sleep". Yeah right.

Have you ever used objects without any link to sexuality to perform sexual actions upon yourself?

 

does a couch cushion count?




have you ever mailed dog dookie to someone? I have not

 

Nope... ~ (Been tempted to though)

If you could legally change your whole name to something else, what would you change it to?

 

Lilac Moon


Have you ever gone deep sea diving?

 

holy shit I forgot about this thread

yes, both.


ever bought a farm?

 

Nope...

Ever caught yourself on fire?

 

yes.


ever buried a midget in a desert?

 

does buryoing my kid at the beach count?

ever swum naked in the ocean?

 

only in the dark



ever stood naked under a water fall?
I have.
(now I remember my original intention of this thread)

 

no but that sounds amazing.....



Ever made love in a jacuzzi???

 

no.....but I woke up from a pass out in a hot tub with a gay man appologising for kissing me.


Ever driven through a drive through backwards?
I never been the driver but I been the guy that ordered the food from El Pllo Loco that caused the driver to do such a thing.

 

Nope can't say I have...yet


Nirvana or Pearl Jam? lol

 

Nirvana.

Bottled water or toilet water?
Bottled.

 

gee thats a hard 1....... but after hours of hard thinking id have to go with bottled



Wow... Thats a favorite past time of mine!! (thinking)

Ever shat in a bowl and fed it to your cat?

 

nope, but I pee'd in the dogs water once...god I suck.....


ever keyed a car? I have not

 

not with a key but (and I regret this) whilst drunk many years ago attacked a 4x4 with a knife, yes I'm a dick.



Why is a raven like a writing desk??

 

I have no idea.

Have you ever received messages from Alpha Centauri?

 

im afraid not.

ever asked for a cup of sugar from a neighbour, naked?