Answer the question above you, ask another

no i have not. but i have a suspicion that my english teacher has a second head that only speaks about one week a month.


Do milkmen or midgets really exist?

 

yes for I am a midget milkman or milkwoman for you feminist out there...

How come we can't have sloths for pets...

 

because they don't need money.

why is my hair red?

 

because youve been chasin that mensttruating elephant round for a while...

how come grass isnt purple?

 

you pee'd on it


wheres the beef?

 

in the fridge...

what are pork grinds made of

 

anything but beef

what are you doing in my room?

 

sniffing your panties.


do girls really value a sense of humor?

 

yes we do.

why is my chest itching?

 

some sort of rash or maybe your boobies are growing..

Whats the meaning behind a number 2 pencil, why is it number 2...is there a number one..

 

Yes, there is a number 0ne. Number indicates the softness of the graphite.


Why do some men grow moobs and yet feel the need to proudly display them on the beach?

 

why not...they want someone to love their moobs just like the next guy..

how come commericals for any feminie product always involves the following: Some type of flower, someone swinging on a swing or riding a bike, the sky..?

 

They want you to think of Spring Time!! Freshness...NEW LIFE...blah blah....

How come people are so afraid of their true natures?

 

denial.....




if you walked into a public toilet, and there was already a sanitary seat cover on the toilet seat, would you sit on it or place another one on the toilet? I would prolly put a new one down.

 

I would put a new one down.

How come when people swear on t.v they bleep it out??

 

because we have to protect our children's virgin ears from "curse words"

why doesnt mtv play that much music anymore?

 

cause its getting boring.

why do cats sleep so much?

 

because they don't have to go to work..


How many cats do you have?

 

zero.



do you play any musical instruments that are not made with wood? I dont.

 

no...



Did you clean the toilet today?..