Answer the question above you 3

Strawberry-bananna or tutti-frutti

What would you rather be doing right now?

 

strawberry banana??

would you rather be blind or deaf?

 

oh man i am stupid... what would i rather be doing right now? either sleeping, or laying in the arms of someone i love....


ok the next question:
would you rather be blind or deaf?

 

deaf...


When did you last have a beer?

 

um...friday



chicken or fish?

 

chicken...


did you smell a flower in the past week?

 

no.


have you smelled someones morning breath in the last week?

 

yes unfortunatly i have...

do you wish theyd have Facts of Life reunion show...

 

ummmmmmmmmmmmmm, no

what color would your lightsaber be?

 

purple



do you own a pair of handcuffs?

 

yes...


Do you want to be handcuffed?

 

not particularily.



ever yodel in the shower?

 

ummmm noooo...



Do you watch the Simpsons?

 

not as much as would like, as I always am at work when they are tv.......




do you golf?

 

only like minature golf

do ya like to go bowling??

 

actually i do, but i prefer bunker bowling cause im not that good

do you think people are depending too much on technology...

 

probably.


do ever say "pull my finger" to random old ladies?

 

i say it only to the trees johnny sorry, ive always wanted to say that...

why do dogs hate cats and cats eat birds and mice and birds eat pelits...

 

because pelits are cheap and the bird and mice know they are going to be eatin eventually so they dont want to waste their hard earn money on good food.


why are feathers so ticklish in the right spots?

 

because you evolved from a bird like creature 100060000 centuries ago.




what is the square root of the average yearly rainfall in the amazon river basin , spanning from 1972 -1985?