Answer the question above you 2.

"thanks"

Are you a virgin?

 

hell no...



Did you wash the dishes today?

 

No, we have a dishwasher. Sometimes i forget to feed her.

Is rap crap?

 

No, some of it is though

Why are all horses the same?

 

Becuase they are all cloned from the same horse.

Are you overly self-concoius?

 

nope...



What did you have for dinner?

 

Lamb, it was ok.

Do Australians love our lamb as much as they say we do?

 

yeap...


Have you ever been on a cruise ship?

 

Does the "Spirit of Tasmania" count?
If it does then yes.

How do you dance?

 

I don't. Musicians don't dance

Do you know that the difference is between an oxymeron and a contradictio in terminis? (I don't..)

 

Uhh not really



Do you have a pet?

 

yes, two.

What do you think of public urination?

 

i think it is just great.




would you rather have 10 warm-fuzzies or 12 cold-pricklies and a dollar?

 

Hey momma those omlets u fixed sure was good.

What is ur earliest memory.

 

Throwing bananas at the ceiling fan with my babysitter.

Are you a Walt Whitman fan?

 

oh man i totally answered the wrong question, but 10 warm fuzzies.

and ive heard of him, but nothing of his.

Do you like reggae?

 

I do indeed.




When and where will Mike Gordon propose to me?

 

never, he dosen't like you...




What colour socks do you have on?

 

I aint wearin no socks.

When was the last time you said fuck?

 

l think l said it at work today once...



Is it dark outside now?