Answer the question above you 2.

come again? (re the smacking)

Nope! i'm Catholic so i'll be excommunicated.

did they really import dung beetles from SA to help with the flies in Oz or just urban legend?

 

Nope it really happened.

The hand of god made me smack you.

Do you like elliot smith?

 

is s/he edible? dunno who that is soz man from oz

would you consider Oz the better rugby players of the Southern Hemi?

 

Ooooh at the moment yes, we seem to beat NZ most of the time.

Whats your cats name?

 

i don't have a pussy...because my dog is a dobie who hates cats

whats your fav affordable car?

 

I dont know.


What is yours?

 

here in SA everyone is very fond of german motor engineering so its BMW/Merc/Audi

i like an audi a4 coupe cabriolet in silver

is it true that all of Oz (a continent) has only 20 million ppl?

 

yessir.

Do you find that weird?

 

considering our much smaller country has a population of 48 million, yea. do Oz dudes bath in sta-soft? lol!

do u think the book "a town like alice" has true geographical facts contained within the story?

 

Never read it.

Whats it aboot?

 

its a story about Alice Springs in Australia. too much to write about here, but it was pretty good reading.

would u marry an aborigine?

 

If she was nice and preety yes.


Would you marry a jew?

 

no. the women r sex maniacs and i want to live long and prosper.

do you also call a bbq a braai? or a barbie?

 

a barbie.

What is the weirdest place you have ever masturbated?

 

graveyard with an audience.

you?

 

never you mind.

Who was your audience?

 

I ahve never had an audience.


would you date a pornstar?

 

probably not, but have a friend that makes dumb porn-style movies. www.slaymates.com

Do you watch alot of porn?

 

no, not often.



Are you a good singer?

 

...no, but I try to fake it.

Do you like kittens?