Answer the guestion above you...

No but i have been to ramsey street ?.. thats got a lot of hot babes living on that street wow and only a few barbecues

Do australians realy throw shrimps on 'barbies' ??

 

Whether they are a midget or not.
Do you like weddings?

 

No .. they are just for tax purposes .. i would much rather live happy and content with out such a burden .

Is living in sin the way forward ?

 

Only if its comfy.

Whats the time wherever you are?

 

smile and maybe their size.. maybe wrong of me but thats just the way it is .. you mention sex thats what it is about to a certain degree, i don't find heavy girls atractive or sexy ..

it is 2 in the afternoon


Am i a chauvanist pig ?

 

Nope.
What is the tastiest barnyard animal?

 

I DON'T EAT BARNYARD ANIMALS ..being vegeterian .. but i used to love bacon sandwiches with lots of salad cream.. on thick white bread and a little butter..mmmmm so pigs

Eating meat is just as bad as not eating meat.. as they both effect the enviroment for diffrent reason.. we all should be eating GM biochemical supplements that can be made with out the need to use up vast swathes of the land ... this would work , right?.

 

No because then we wouldnt have oh so tasty bacon.

How do you get your kicks?

 

I don't know you well enough to tell you that

Is their any alternative to bacon that i could eat that would taste as good ?

 

Hmmm SPAM? theres a high possibility its not actually meat.
Is there any reason to be nervous?

 

Spam mmm i loved spam ?.

Their is every reason to be nervous , because your worse fear could come true.


If i eat a bacon sandwich every blue moon , i will not be that wicked will i ?

 

No in fact it will secure your place in heavan or hell, depends on where you want to go.

What is a buttfor?

 

It is not a thing it is a person http://www.epinions.com/user-buttfor with thoughts and feelings i would imagine .

Why do you ask ?

 

Because i am watching the southpark movie.

Where were you when you turned 17?

 

I can't remember .. probably not realy where i wanted to be at that point in time. I can't remember , and it does not bother me now ..

when you reach 17 were do you want to be ?

 

An astronaut :d

Are you wearing shoes?

 

yes i am .. CAT shoes , well more like trainers .. they were made in vietnam. I like them a lot.

I have just noticed a rather weird chap looking at something on the net that is not well erm healthy.. what should i do.?

 

Go and check it out... If you like it stay and watch, if you dont whoop his bitch ass.

Are you in an internet cafe type place?

 

Yes i am... it is 50p a hour and its quite friendly (apart from thet weird chap)..

i think he is harmless but i will keep my eye on him ..

oh dear

he has just looked at a pic of a young boy with his shirt off ??

i am going to kick his ass ..

and i am not joking

 

Holy shit, is he looking at kiddie porn? the sick fuck.