Answer the guestion above you...

no i dream of paper cuts and needles in eyes

what would you do if we swapped bodies?

 

erm probaly get a full lengh mirror and look at myself with no clothes on ... your very atractive *blushes*.

ohh i have sex on the mind all the time ???

Now we have swapped bodies , what are you doing with mine ?? ..(its very atractive too *bushes*). ?.

 

probably cry.



Do you have a tabby cat?

 

no

what would you do if u switched bodies with me for a day (lol very unoriginal question i know)

 

Probably send all your pin codes and personal information to my email address so i can steal your money and stalk you... dont worry I'll be very discreet.

When was the last time you had an orgasmic experiance? doesnt necesarily have to be an orgasm

 

ohhh right about now... sorry i am ashamed .. but i just can't help myself sometimes.

Here is a puzzle that the great physicist Albert Einstein posed in the last century. He said, in effect, that only those with an intelligence quotient of 98 percentile and higher should be able to solve it. Can you?

Here is the puzzle:

There are five men of different nationalities living in a row of five houses, each house being a different color. Each man drinks a different kind of drink, keeps a different kind of pet, and smokes a different kind of cigar.

The Brit lives in the red house.
The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
The Dane drinks tea.
The green house is to the left of the white house.
The owner of the green house drinks coffee.
The man who smokes Pall Mall keeps birds.
The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the house right in the center drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the first house.
The man who smokes Blends lives next to the man who keeps cats.
The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
The German smokes Prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
The man who smokes Blends has a neighbor who drinks water.

Who keeps the fish?


don't cheat ???

 

I really cant be fucked working it out so i googled it and its the german.
Whos funeral would you most like to go to?

 

wrong ??? trust me its very wrong ?? you can't be fucked because you the 98% so it seems .. hahahaha mm ok sorry that was a bit much.

yours

Are you going to 'heaven' or 'hell' ?

 

hell

how tall are you?

 

5"11
Whats the meanest thign someone has ever done to you?

 

kicked in a fragile art work i made in year 10 which i had left for safe keeping in the locker room. some skank did it.

what do you think my real name is?

 

told me they loved me and not meant it.

5"11 wow that is fairly tall.. i am 5"7 thats 'average', not a short ass right ?

 

Susan or paula... possibly maureen. hopefuly not margaret

what is your real name. ?

 

naah, my friend is like 5"3.
and sooty i think your real name is Katherine or some other bogan name, not that your a bogan.

 

wow that is reallllly weird.... my sisters name is katherine, and my mums name is maureen and my middle name is margaret! but i hate it....

my name is actually Alex

are you happy with how you look?

 

What the hell is a Bogan ?.

 

Yes and my name is Alex as well!
Ever been to Canberra? Its a hole.

 

Hi alex , nice name... short for Alexandra or anything like that ??

ohh i think i have many strange features , but i don't do too bad realy .. i am no Bogan or anything ??

 

hey alex im alex nice to meet you.

yeah ive been there before once, it was boooring, i have to go back there in feb for a wedding bah!

whats the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

 

yeah short for Alexandra but i only get called that when im in trouble