Answer the guestion above you...

farther than I can throw you

How many toppings do you like on your pizza?

 

it doesn't matter as long as they're not meat

can i challenge you to a burbing contest.

 

sure can momma,BuuuuuuurrrrrrRRRRRpppppppPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!ewwwww something came up


how big is your butt??

 

bigger than yours im sure

why can't i handle the truth?

 

because u have to understand a lie to handle the truth

do u wear thongs or panties?

 

both, not at the same time though...

do you have long hair?

 

yes, long pubic hair

do u believe in UFO's

 

yes i do

what about ghosts?

 

i believe there some truth to all things- even ghosts!

have u ever been to a REAL haunted house?

 

i love goin spookin but have not seen any ghosts yet

have you been to a REAL haunted house?

 

unfortunit* no, but i would love to

would u be scared if u saw a ghost?

 

i have no idea but that won't stop me from searchin for em

how many kids do you have?

 

1

u?

 

1

girl or boy?

 

i have a beautiful baby girl

have u ever been married?

 

nope

when you see a random button, can you resist the urge to press it?

 

nope

do u talk to yourself?

 

No, its more of a muttering actully.


Why does my keyboard suck?

 

yep, uh oh im craaazzzyyy!!

r u a hippie?

 

no,but i dig em

do u play a instrument?