Answer the guestion above you...

The clowns who live under your bed come out when you're asleep and try to glue your eyes shut so you can't identify them later.

Where's Waldo?

 

Waldo's in the lower east side buying the mountain-grown madman heroin from Lance.
"Are we in Inge-wood? no... this is the madman shyt".

Who put the Pou in the POUTINE?

 

I did

Where do babies come from?

 

a pumpkin patch

what the fuck was i thinking when i wrote that?

 

you were thinking "how do I answer that without giving away that I don't really know?"


Why doe's my head hurt?

 

your head hurts from your brain swelling, take a power drill and do a google search on "trepanning"

Why do my balls hurt?

 

because when you were masturbating you were rubbing them a little too hard.. its okay champ, next time dont be so hard with them..

how come rain doesnt smell...

 

its hard to smell anything with all those buggers in your nose

why does popcorn pop?

 

hahaha, i meant to say boogers

 

haha
hmmm popcorn pops cause it gets heated and it makes the kernal pop into a tasty treat

how come dogs bark and cats meow...

 

because they read the script.


why am I wasting the taxpayers money posting on the hip forums from work?

 

haha i dont know, same reason why i do it too...

why is water clear...

 

is isnt, you just have xray vision.


why do so many superheros run around with thier underwear on the outside?

 

To show that they are no worried about what people think about them and/or to show that they have extra protection over their genitals.


What is your favorite type of body art, or do you like none at all?

 

I like it when girls paint funny pictures like smiley faces on their boobs.

Why can't I find anyone who'll paint faces on her boobs for me?

 

you looking in the nunnery's and those chicks aint hip.


Soup or salad?

 

saladsoup!


How come nobody read my last thread?

 

didnt know it was for me to read.


anybody think earhair is sexy?

 

nah its rank

who was the last person who called you and why did they call you

 

My pimp cause i owe him money...

do you enjoy pork and beans from a can...