Answer my photograph

Hi, I post a photograph and you have to answer.

 

in the photo I see the following


A man on the phone talking to a phone sex line while at work in a goverment job as an anti porn director.

 

Nice try, but it is not the answer I was looking for.

 

Okay, I'm answering.

"Hello? Who is this? Are you another one of those damn telemarketers? I told you not to call here again you piece of..." *BEEP*

 

Close, yet far away. Good try though and please try again.

 

Hi, this is John from Amazon.com I see here that you have been purchasing homosexual midget porn with vegetables every other day and we'd like to offer you our buy 2 get one free dvds that come with a well lubricated cucumber for your pleasure. Condoms sold seperatly.

Would you be interested in this one time offer?

 

Ah I just pretend to look busy .... 10 more minutes until my break .... oh now it's nine yay ... Oh hi mom.

 

need something to keep your hands busy?

 

I told you they're a little sweaty... might stick.

 

I tried to answer the photograph but all I got was a dial tone. Perhaps you misdialed.