Answer a question with a question.

Do you know my business?

 

Why's that important?

 

wait a minute...what were we talking about again?

 

What is important then?

 

Why would we be talking about a silly subject like that?

 

Why not crummy?

 

You would like to talk about crummy? Moi?

 

Any reason you wouldn't want to?

 

I wonder if I am my favorite subject?

 

are not all subjects about yourself?

 

Are they all subject to my whims?

 

Why does that sound naughty?

 

do you have a dirty mind?

 

doesn't everyone?

 

have you ever been told to wash your mind out with soap?

 

wouldn't that be kinda hard to do?

 

do you have liquid soap?

 

no only homemade bars,, do you have homemade bars??

 

now is that any of your business?

 

isnt everything my business?