another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

eats plastic

 

eats dingleberries

 

makes me dingleberry soup

 

Sucks her thumb on job interviews.

 

is a princess and a queen

 

jo king in a black dude..

 

is really a squirrel that has a squirrel fetish and eats nuts 24 hours a day

 

Sucks on walnuts if you catch my drift.

 

doesn't really know what walnuts are

 

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Wants to ride a jet ski someday

 

tries to stuff potatoe chips in your ears daily

 

Want to eat mah toes up and stuff 'em in her ears

 

Is on craiglist daily looking for love. So lonely he often stares in the mirror for hours for company.

 

Doesn't know me very well

 

His kinky posts have him running from the law and a few animal rights activists.

 

competes with everyone to have the kinkiest posts of the forum

 

Has proudly won the Hf kinky post competiton 3 years in a row.

 

Has only seven and a half toes.

 

eats 10 bottles of ketchup a day

 

is in love with a naked baboon,but keeps it a secret...