another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Reminds himself to bring home dinner for all the women RH has locked in his wine cellular.

 

Is impressed by the Dollar Menu when dating.

 

Is a complete snob. He carries around a hand held mirror everywhere he goes and will only talk to himself, giving others the snake eye when they dare interrupt.

 

Only talks in Valley Speak.

 

Says his favorite food is ice.

 

Makes obscene stick man figures with toothpicks and sells them on E-Bay.

 

Bids against himself on E-bay for obscene stick man figures with toothpicks.

 

Used toothpicks to get that poor dogs ears to look like that.

 

tries to steal oxy's toothepaste

 

is really a 8 year old boy

 

Repeatedly yells hello into the tv. when the phone rings.

 

Sued OxiClean for 80 Billion dollars for infringing on her nic. Lost and recieved a free toaster.

 

Although correctly diagnosed clinically insane,
he walks amongst us unmedicated. :dizzy2:

 

has an electricution fetish

 

Be's eatin' mah toes all up

 

Gobbles down the apple cider like no other.

 

takes bathes in apple cider

 

Drinks every drop of urine out of her body.

 

fantasizes about me drinking my own urine

 

fantasizing about me, fantasizing about you drinking your own urine.