another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Worships every day at the Tea & Toast shrine

 

fantasizes about me eating tea and toast

 

Claims she always parks in the third space on the right

 

Steals parking places from old people.

 

Steals old people from supermarket queues.

 

Fills his underwear with Cheeze-Its and asks hot women to sit on his lap.

 

? wossa cheeze-it?



Has a problem doing up his basque.

 

Needs to be shown pictures.

 

As y'all can see-has what he considers to be 'erotic' pics of little square biscuit things .


well,the only stiff things he ever gets these days are his knees-poor old fart.

 

tries to stuff cheez itz in his nose and thinks its sexy

 

fantasizes about me being her sexual plaything and taking me roughly on a bed of cheezits.

 

wants to make erotic videos with weeattoes, eating cheez itz together as they make the furniture shake

 

Masticates daily with a box of Cheez-Its.

 

is pretty good with the Engrish language

 

Is easily impressed.

 

does everything he possible can to impress bob!

 

Bobs for Bob.

 

you wear a suit and tie at all times

 

Holds his trousers up with barbed wire to stop unwanted females getting in.

 

Uses barbed wire in his living room to prevent the ladies from getting out.