another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

pretends he doesn't know who Howard Wolowitz is when actually he's his brother

 

is Howard Wolowitz (an ya who the heck is he anyway)

 

she likes her food blended and foamy

 

Howard Wolowitz is the really hunky one from TBBT that calgirl does the 'Howard's Mom' voice for.

 

eats icecream with chopsticks

 

Got a certificate for swimming two widths-of her bathtub.

 

Gave mouth to mouth to a dead fish to bring it back to life.

 

plays with sharks in the ocean

 

Is a secret fan of the show swamp people

 

is the producer of the show

 

Starred in a film with Lisa Kudrow.

 

can tie uncooked spaghetti in bows without it snapping.

 

can make waterless icecubes

 

decided it was best to yawn when her boss was reprimanding her for sleeping on the job

 

sings the banks of the ohio song everyday

 

has a cat that watches the ohio state marching band on TV

 

Thinks breathing is illegal and wants to pack the jails with everyone when she catches their chest rise & fall.

 

puts all smokers in jail and then informs them that there is no smoking there.

 

breaks them all outa jail again

 

^raped a baby