another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Doesn't realize that I'm taking medication to prevent fainting

 

Bob's distant cousin carried out armed bank robberies,but his friends were all police marksmen.

The day his distant cousin died,he was surrounded by his friends..........

 

puggy bear eats 10 jars of pickles a day and takes baths in all of the pickle juice.

 

'toes has a huge ladle she uses to scoop up my used bathwater and pour it into tall glasses where it solidifies into what she likes to call Hero Jelly which she sells to her friends as special treats.

 

Walks around with empty pickle bottles and wears a sign that says, 'I be's gettin' mah snack on!'

 

puggy bear is a regular hero jelly customer -- he cant live without it!!

and bob tries to steal puggy's empty pickle bottles but puggy is fierce when it comes to his pickles!

 

Doesn't realize that I already have a big collection of his pickle bottles

 

fantasizes about puggy eating his pickles

 

Fantasizes about pickles eating puggy

 

HAHA

tries to eat more pickles than pudgy in a day but hates them!

 

Secretly wants to give me her pickles that are much more palatable

 

runs around outside when its thundering and lightening saying STRIKE ME STRIKE ME STRIKE ME!

 

Actually controls the lightning that I want to strike me from her secret bunker deep inside Mt. St. Helen's

 

Secretly wants to take many members of HF in the woods and strike a flint to create an intimate fire to cook meaty sausages....including mine. Well, hey Bob - NO WAY are you gonna have my sausage!

Well, maybe if you provide some 'mayo' and salad on the side....hmmm, will get back to you.

Please stop salivating Bob

(rofpmsl)

 

Doesn't seem to be aware that I'm 200% heterosexual

 

Isn't aware that it's the OTHER 200% doc's interested in.

 

Has zero resistance to stalking DMFP.....and 413 other FB members

 

Was last seen peering through GLEN's bathroom window while making "phwooarr!" noises

 

has an obsession with bright colored shiny skinny jeans has an entire house dedicated to storing them

 

Collects bogies [or 'boogers' for you colonials] to use as raisins when baking muffins.