another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Broke 3 strings on his air guitar

 

Only knows one song on the guitar............. Secret Agent Man.

 

Loves doing wet farts-says they help hold his boxer shorts up.

 

Has posted at least one fart joke a day for the last 10 years.

 

ATM is searching the nursing home for his teeth-made his carer type that for him.

 

goes to the local pub with his own glass and pours all the half drank drinks into it. then he declares "this is my favorite mixed drink...spit juice."

 

Dresses in a frock and follows me to the pub to spy on me!

 

Tries to work the word scrum into every one of his conversations.

 

Only person willing to spend time with him is in his mirror!

 

Even his mirror won't spend time with him willingly

 

Dances like a drunken sloth with two left feet.

 

Always remembers to get on her hind feet when she gets out of bed in the morning.

 

always closes his eyes before waking up

 

Does the washing up with her eyes closed.

 

sleeps with his eyes open

 

Sleeps when she is awake

 

Spends hours wondering why railway lines only ever touch in the distance..........

 

has travelled the whole world on trains

 

doesn't have a chain on her bicycle and wonders why she has to pedal so fast

 

eats everything with chopsticks